Quick rundown on how to have a good hotel party
1. Always start with a healthy meal
2. Make sure to have some greens
3. Get yourself a cool beverage
4. Get a good seat on the balcony, and pull a funny face
5. Dont pass out on the camera
6. Have a totally not gay wrestle with your mates
7. You may need a rest after the wrestling match, so find yourself a good bed
Enjoy and dont get kicked out like we did